Short Tasteless Jokes 7: Insulting and offensive tasteless funny jokes...

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What do you call a man who has a toe growing from his knee?
Tony, silly.


"Mommy, I don't like tomato soup."
"Shut up and eat--we only have it once a month."


Tarzan: "What name?"
Jane: "Jane."
Tarzan: "What whole name?"
Jane: "Cunt."


"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Oz." "Oz, who?" "Oz be the new mayor!"


What four-letter word means "intercourse to a WASP?"
Talk.


What happens to an Indian (feather, not dot) who drinks too much tea?
He drowns in his tepee.


What did Quayle say when he heard about the Berlin Wall?
"Wonderful, now when are those Chinese going to take down their wall?"



What does the U.S. Board of Immigration classify Mexicans who are living legally in the U.S.? Canadians.


How can you tell a Pole from an ape?
The ape peels the banana before eating it.


If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin? A blow job.


What do you get when you screw a leper?
A piece of ass.


Define "bisexual."
Someone who likes girls as well as the next guy.


How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
Wave to him.


What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake?
A jumping bean.


What do you get when you cross a WASP and an orangutan?
I don't know, but whatever it is, it won't let you in its cage.


Hear about the guy who burned his dick and stuck it in a glass of milk to cool it off? His girlfriend saw him and exclaimed, "So that's how you reload it!"


What's the problem with dating an ex-smoker?
He'll need something to do with his hands.


Why was the Irishman rushed to the hospital?
He tried to drink the Cutty Sark out of a bottle.


What do you call a gay Smurf?
A Smaggot.


What do you call three dead babies in a pile?
A stool.