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How do you fit forty-seven Puerto Ricans in a Volkswagen?
Use a blender.


Seen the Canadian bumper sticker?
It says, "I'd Rather Be Driving!"


What do you call an African-American woman's tits?
Jigaboobs.


Hear they had to ban "the wave" from Cleveland Stadium?
Too many Poles were drowning.


Did you hear that Bush sent Quayle to the earthquake's epicenter?
He cabled back, "Having a great time at Disney World!"


Hear the one about the deaf mute?
Neither did he.


"Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight!"
"Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear."


What was the gay rapist charged with?
Homo-cide.


Wow did Dolly Parton get two black eyes?
She went jogging and forgot to wear a bra.


Hear about the horny guy who ordered two martinis? he drank one and poured the other on his hand, because he wanted to get his date drunk.


My dildo can do anything a man can do," the dyke sneered. "Let's see your dildo get up and order a round of drinks," chortled the drunk.


Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.


Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diapers?
So she always knew where he was.


What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby?
A girl.


Polish cop #1: "Didn't I tell you to cover the exits?"
Polish copy #2: "I did. He must have left through one of the entrances."


Why do women have longer fingernails?
Deeper penetration.


Hear about the man who fell into the cesspool?
He couldn't swim, but he went through all the movements.


What's the only thing used sanitary napkins are good for?
Tea bags for vampires.


What do you call a zipper on a gay Italian's pants?
A Mediterranean fruit fly.


Hear about the basketball player who married a midget?
He was nuts over her.