Mommy Mommy Jokes 1: Insulting and offensive funny Mommy Mommy jokes...

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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?
Shut up and kiss me!

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy so big?
Shut up and open wider.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy moaning?
Shut up and suck harder.

Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?"
Shut up and close the microwave oven door behind you!

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!

Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!
Shut up and get in the oven!

Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....

Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!
Good, it's working.

Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
Not today, we already dug her three times this week.

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!

Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!