Blonde Jokes 7: Funny blonde jokes...

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Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: Why did they call the blond Twinkie?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? 
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work? 
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: What is the blonde's favorite battery?
A: Ever-ready.

Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

Q: Why did she finally pass her test?
A: She took the examiner with her

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? 
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q: Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?
A: Who cares!?

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray.

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.